Food & Cooking Calculators
Apple Capacity Calculator
Estimate how many apples you can eat in one sitting, and what that means for your annual doctor avoidance strategy.
Budget-to-Macros Meal Planner
Find the optimal weekly meal plan that hits your calorie and protein targets within your grocery budget.
Calories Per Serving Calculator
Convert whole-recipe nutrition totals into calories and macros per serving, scoop, or portion.
Depression Restock Shopping List
Generates a minimal, budget-conscious starter shopping list so you can eat with minimal effort when you're overwhelmed.
Easter Egg Capacity Calculator
Estimate how many chocolate Easter eggs you could eat in one sitting, using the power of pseudo-science.
Grocery Unit Price Comparator
Compare the true per-unit cost of grocery items with different package sizes, units, and deal structures to find the best value.
Ingredient Substitution Cost Tool
Find the cheapest ingredient swap that keeps your recipe on track nutritionally.
Meal Plan Under $X/Day Optimizer
Find the cheapest daily meal plan that meets your protein and fiber targets without repeating meals.
No-Fridge Meal Matcher
Find cheap, shelf-stable meals and snacks that realistically fit your storage, water, and heat constraints.
Pantry Meal Planner
Turn what's already in your pantry into a realistic day or week of meals, with a minimal shopping list for only the basics you're missing.
Portion Size Estimator
Turn a weighed batch of food into per-portion calories and macros for consistent meal prep and batch cooking.
Price-Per-Nutrient Food Value Finder
Compare grocery items by price per calorie, protein, fiber, or fat to find the best nutritional value for your money.